Part 7: Thanksgiving
While walking the winding path through the winding desert towards Maxwell’s office, I look up at the sun and it is finally beginning to hang lower in the sky. I try and remember if the sun sets in the east or the west, but then again, isn’t it switched on half of the planet? I honestly can’t remember. I wonder where in the world this even is. Everyone talks in an American accent, but that doesn’t really mean much with only 7 people. That’s right, there are seven people here, let’s see, there was Kate, Ken, Dan, and, hmmm, was it Gwen? Then there is Maxwell, and then the two people that stormed out of Maxwell’s office. Oh right, I almost forgot about those guys. I still have no idea who those people are. Wait, didn’t Maxwell say I ‘met everybody’? Who were those guys then? Maybe clients?
We get closer to Maxwell’s office, and I begin to wonder how everybody knew when to come, maybe it is just a daily meeting? We get closer to Maxwell’s double decker office trailer, but instead of going through the front with the nice window, we go around the back, where there is another stairwell that goes to the second floor. The stairwell doesn’t look as rusty as the trailer does on the outside, and I assume that is because this is a modification of some kind. It is the same color as the fencing around the trailers, so I assume they were both done at the same time.
The door to the second floor of the trailer is a sort of dull silver color, with the only real stand out feature being the black keypad that is around where the doorknob would be on a normal door. Maxwell doesn’t even bother to tell me to look away, as he punches a code into the keypad. The speed in which he types in the code is alarmingly fast, but despite the speed of his fingers, it still takes him about 30 seconds to actually unlock the door. I imagine the code must be at least 50 characters long, which is odd because I wonder how many people would even attempt to break into his compound. I would have thought making your base in the middle of a desert was enough security.
The room that Maxwell and I enter is almost clinical in both whiteness and organization. There are various white cabinets lining the walls and a table in the back of the room that is facing a white screen. It makes the whiteness in Ken’s room seem colorful and warmly inviting in comparison. Maxwell stands in front of the screen as he gestures me to sit down. As I sit down, I see Dan enter, followed by Gwen and Ken, and then lastly fallowed by a very sandy Kate. I imagine that she must of practiced shooting until the very last second. We all sit down at the table and look at Maxwell who is typing on a laptop that came out of a compartment on the wall. I notice that there is still one chair empty, which is odd because I imagine that there would be a lack of chairs since I just came here today.
An art deco font that reads “THE HOUSE OF MAXWELL” with what looks like the old coffee can under it appears on the screen. The logo looks altered just enough that a person can see the resemblance to a Maxwell House coffee logo but changed just enough not to copyright infringe. Maxwell then puts down what he was reading and takes off his glasses to speak.
“Hello everyone! Everybody doing well?” Maxwell says in a loud voice not really necessary for a small room. A smattering of voices irk out words that sound like ‘fine’ or ‘good.’
“Excellent,” he continues, “We have all met our new member, Josh, and I expect everyone to give him a warm welcome. Once upon a time, there was a rumor of a member of the anti-assassination community that was so good that he didn’t even need to join a group! A master of all specialties, with a near-perfect record. The only thing I knew about this man was his first name, ‘Josh.’ So imagine my surprise when I got a letter from him! Though I had heard many rumors about him, such that he joined the UWG, or he joined the Smokers, or that he was long dead, but other than his expertise, the only other rumor that seems to be true is his rather unique way his brain works!”
“What the hell Maxwell! Open the door!” a muffled voice came from outside the door while the knocking became louder, “Open the goddamn door!”
The room began to erupt with everybody talking low to each other; too low to hear, but not low enough to disguise the tone of their voices. I had a feeling that something was about to go down, and Maxwell’s face of mixed disgust and anger confirmed it.
Maxwell stomped his way to the to the door and input the code twice as fast as he did before (which looked like a blur of fingers), and swung open the door, “What do you want!?”
The man outside the door barges in, pushing Maxwell aside. I recognize him by the same black leather mess of a shirt that he was wearing earlier today. He was also dragging the same white haired, white clothed man from before, but on closer inspection, he looks more like a younger man than the old man I thought he was before.
“Are you here to return your key, or are you and your friend going to apologize for your unprofessionalism?” Maxwell says.
“Friend?” the man says incredulously, “Oh now he’s my friend, because you were so adamant on calling him my ‘boy-toy” before, I thought you understood the nature of our relationship!”
“No one else is allowed to bring non-employees into the compound, and just because you are family doesn’t change that!” Maxwell yells.
“Oh really? That certainly didn’t stop you and Dan didn’t it?”
“Dan is a professional!”
“Yeah, and pretty convenient that your ‘friend’ just happened to be a professional! Or did you just sleep with him because no one else would join your stupid, insane little group other than misfits and family!?”
I could feel the tension in the room about to reach its maximum threshold. The looks of surprise and horror on Ken and Kate’s faces were priceless. Gwen and the white man seemed oddly uninterested, and Dan just had his hands behind his back while looking at the ceiling. Maxwell was red, practically seething.
“HOW DARE YOU! GET OUT!” Maxwell slams his fists on the table.
“Just because you’re in the closet doesn’t mean you have to drag everyone with you!”
“IT ISN’T A CLOSET, IT’S CALLED HAVING A PRIVATE LIFE, NOW GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO FORCE YOU OUT!” Maxwell says while pointing dramatically at the door.
“Fine! Fine,” the man grabs and drags the white man out once again out of the trailer, “I’ll leave, but there is no way in hell Ben and I are leaving our home. I am staying until you get your head out of your ass and apologize to me.” The black leather shirted man then storms down the stairs with the white man, whose name is Ben, I think.
The previously air-conditioned cold room seems rather hot now, and there is a silence as Maxwell begins to compose himself. Ken leans over to me and whispers, “That was Maxwell’s brother Max. They never really got along, but…”
“Ken,” Maxwell interrupts, “take these mission plans and brief Josh and Kate at the armory. Everyone else can leave.” Maxwell sits down on the chair.
Everyone begins to leave, except for Dan, who still is sitting with his hands behind his head. Everyone seems on edge as they begin to leave, but I actually feel sort of elated as my mind is, for some reason, filled with memories of Thanksgiving.
While walking the winding path through the winding desert towards Maxwell’s office, I look up at the sun and it is finally beginning to hang lower in the sky. I try and remember if the sun sets in the east or the west, but then again, isn’t it switched on half of the planet? I honestly can’t remember. I wonder where in the world this even is. Everyone talks in an American accent, but that doesn’t really mean much with only 7 people. That’s right, there are seven people here, let’s see, there was Kate, Ken, Dan, and, hmmm, was it Gwen? Then there is Maxwell, and then the two people that stormed out of Maxwell’s office. Oh right, I almost forgot about those guys. I still have no idea who those people are. Wait, didn’t Maxwell say I ‘met everybody’? Who were those guys then? Maybe clients?
We get closer to Maxwell’s office, and I begin to wonder how everybody knew when to come, maybe it is just a daily meeting? We get closer to Maxwell’s double decker office trailer, but instead of going through the front with the nice window, we go around the back, where there is another stairwell that goes to the second floor. The stairwell doesn’t look as rusty as the trailer does on the outside, and I assume that is because this is a modification of some kind. It is the same color as the fencing around the trailers, so I assume they were both done at the same time.
The door to the second floor of the trailer is a sort of dull silver color, with the only real stand out feature being the black keypad that is around where the doorknob would be on a normal door. Maxwell doesn’t even bother to tell me to look away, as he punches a code into the keypad. The speed in which he types in the code is alarmingly fast, but despite the speed of his fingers, it still takes him about 30 seconds to actually unlock the door. I imagine the code must be at least 50 characters long, which is odd because I wonder how many people would even attempt to break into his compound. I would have thought making your base in the middle of a desert was enough security.
The room that Maxwell and I enter is almost clinical in both whiteness and organization. There are various white cabinets lining the walls and a table in the back of the room that is facing a white screen. It makes the whiteness in Ken’s room seem colorful and warmly inviting in comparison. Maxwell stands in front of the screen as he gestures me to sit down. As I sit down, I see Dan enter, followed by Gwen and Ken, and then lastly fallowed by a very sandy Kate. I imagine that she must of practiced shooting until the very last second. We all sit down at the table and look at Maxwell who is typing on a laptop that came out of a compartment on the wall. I notice that there is still one chair empty, which is odd because I imagine that there would be a lack of chairs since I just came here today.
An art deco font that reads “THE HOUSE OF MAXWELL” with what looks like the old coffee can under it appears on the screen. The logo looks altered just enough that a person can see the resemblance to a Maxwell House coffee logo but changed just enough not to copyright infringe. Maxwell then puts down what he was reading and takes off his glasses to speak.
“Hello everyone! Everybody doing well?” Maxwell says in a loud voice not really necessary for a small room. A smattering of voices irk out words that sound like ‘fine’ or ‘good.’
“Excellent,” he continues, “We have all met our new member, Josh, and I expect everyone to give him a warm welcome. Once upon a time, there was a rumor of a member of the anti-assassination community that was so good that he didn’t even need to join a group! A master of all specialties, with a near-perfect record. The only thing I knew about this man was his first name, ‘Josh.’ So imagine my surprise when I got a letter from him! Though I had heard many rumors about him, such that he joined the UWG, or he joined the Smokers, or that he was long dead, but other than his expertise, the only other rumor that seems to be true is his rather unique way his brain works!”
People around the table began to murmur a bit, and I saw Kate whisper something to Gwen, but I couldn’t quite tell what it was. I couldn’t tell if it was towards me or if I was just being paranoid.
“Yes,” Maxwell said while clearing his throat, “It may seem odd, and you may have to introduce yourself many times to Josh, but I assure you that he means no offence!” I wanted to just stand up and explain my situation in my own words, but maybe that is accurate for the most part, so I say nothing, “To be honest, perhaps we would all do better with a little forgetfulness now and then, hmmm?” I was about to ask for everyone’s patience on the ‘uniqueness of my brain’, but as if on cue, a loud knock on the door came and filled the space.“What the hell Maxwell! Open the door!” a muffled voice came from outside the door while the knocking became louder, “Open the goddamn door!”
The room began to erupt with everybody talking low to each other; too low to hear, but not low enough to disguise the tone of their voices. I had a feeling that something was about to go down, and Maxwell’s face of mixed disgust and anger confirmed it.
Maxwell stomped his way to the to the door and input the code twice as fast as he did before (which looked like a blur of fingers), and swung open the door, “What do you want!?”
The man outside the door barges in, pushing Maxwell aside. I recognize him by the same black leather mess of a shirt that he was wearing earlier today. He was also dragging the same white haired, white clothed man from before, but on closer inspection, he looks more like a younger man than the old man I thought he was before.
“Are you here to return your key, or are you and your friend going to apologize for your unprofessionalism?” Maxwell says.
“Friend?” the man says incredulously, “Oh now he’s my friend, because you were so adamant on calling him my ‘boy-toy” before, I thought you understood the nature of our relationship!”
“No one else is allowed to bring non-employees into the compound, and just because you are family doesn’t change that!” Maxwell yells.
“Oh really? That certainly didn’t stop you and Dan didn’t it?”
“Dan is a professional!”
“Yeah, and pretty convenient that your ‘friend’ just happened to be a professional! Or did you just sleep with him because no one else would join your stupid, insane little group other than misfits and family!?”
I could feel the tension in the room about to reach its maximum threshold. The looks of surprise and horror on Ken and Kate’s faces were priceless. Gwen and the white man seemed oddly uninterested, and Dan just had his hands behind his back while looking at the ceiling. Maxwell was red, practically seething.
“HOW DARE YOU! GET OUT!” Maxwell slams his fists on the table.
“Just because you’re in the closet doesn’t mean you have to drag everyone with you!”
“IT ISN’T A CLOSET, IT’S CALLED HAVING A PRIVATE LIFE, NOW GET OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO FORCE YOU OUT!” Maxwell says while pointing dramatically at the door.
“Fine! Fine,” the man grabs and drags the white man out once again out of the trailer, “I’ll leave, but there is no way in hell Ben and I are leaving our home. I am staying until you get your head out of your ass and apologize to me.” The black leather shirted man then storms down the stairs with the white man, whose name is Ben, I think.
The previously air-conditioned cold room seems rather hot now, and there is a silence as Maxwell begins to compose himself. Ken leans over to me and whispers, “That was Maxwell’s brother Max. They never really got along, but…”
“Ken,” Maxwell interrupts, “take these mission plans and brief Josh and Kate at the armory. Everyone else can leave.” Maxwell sits down on the chair.
Everyone begins to leave, except for Dan, who still is sitting with his hands behind his head. Everyone seems on edge as they begin to leave, but I actually feel sort of elated as my mind is, for some reason, filled with memories of Thanksgiving.